ok , the aim is to make a random and hopefully funny (in a weird or just plain lol) way. i'v done this on a couple other forums before and genrally its turns out funny. so , what you do is , in your post you only type 3 words (make what you type join with that who posted before you) and it goes on and then i update this first post with the continuing story. hope this goes well. Whole story so far : Bob was an old man of really old age who's incontinent friend wears a diaper and was old so he decided too , so they went to the old man place and turned on his continuum transfunctioner but he forgot to e-mail his cousin, because he loves him truelly had a problem with a banana which he had stuffed up his really really big sleeves of his long warm underwear which last night bursted in to flames, so he went back to the particle accelerator and tried to turn it on which turned him into a horrible prosititute with grandma raging on hormones kicking the baby not the bucket . The doorbell rang, but he was on the toilet so he quickly took some BONK! Atomic Punch 3 lepricons walking across the street got into a kinky sexshop in and buy an? Can I get some rum with a twist of lemon and lime. Nay! said the shopowner. but I can give you this awesome handy laptop that kills sock eating puppies and fluffy bunnies. shaken, not sturbed. I love these! But after a long day he really just wanted some private time with his PEN in order to put it up on the desk then he picked up some lovely pick-up server and decided to make a peanut butter branston pickle sandvich and eat it while playing on the banjo of Clint Eastwood. Suddenly clint, stood next to him grinning with a gun pointed towards him. Is that MY banjo, or not? asked clint. Because It looks like Bang, *Splat*.. The gun exploded and blood splashed all over the dark room. What happened next was too horrible to even imagine, the bullet went right in the wall! Spammer alert here! Shouted the crazy engineer with a bag of viagra. But whats this? Suddendly a sheep jumped out of my grandma's bag. A black sheep, a bad sheep, its our cousin who want's to say hello to his neighbours. I! said the bad black sheep how's it hanging Bob was an...