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5 Terrible Situations for the Socially Awkward Man

Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by 300_Angry_Kittens, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. 300_Angry_Kittens

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible-situations-socially-awkward-man/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible- ... kward-man/</a>

    I can relate to some of this, especially number 1 :D
     
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    The toilet one, stage freight... Happens sometimes :p
     
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    hahahaha had to laugh at this one xD happens so often :D

    and this was simply BRILIANT :D

    You:"Oh, no, I really- Please, I'm sure I would drop it. Just everywhere."

    Them:"Oh, nonsense, you're just nervous, you'll be fine, here it's easy!"

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    You:"No, thank you, I'm just not at all fond of babies."

    Them:"Oh, you're so funny. Here just hold her, she won't bite."

    You:"You don't know that!"

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    You:"Actually my whole family was killed by babies, and I swear to God if you hand me that child I will-"

    Them:"Look, he likes you! He wikes his Uncle Danny, doesn't he?"

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    You:"For reasons that aren't clear but are probably related to my general life awkwardness, I am very uncomfortable in this situation, do not hand me your baby."

    Them:"You're just shy, you'll be great at it"
     
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    I hate when that happens too, especially when someone comes in takes a piss then leaves whilst your still there trying to take a piss.
     
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    I thought i was the only one :/

    :D
     
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  6. Anonymous

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    Damn, life is great when you have no social awkwardness 8)

    Used to have urinal freight when I was a little kid though.
     
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    Well I have a mate who will walk around town naked, but he still cant do it next to people :p
     
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    I hate public toilets, I prefer to stay away of them, unless I REALLY need to go..but then I take a stall! :p
     
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  9. Anonymous

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    most of the times i go out i can find me some bushes :D
    but then it's akward again if somebody does the same thing in the same bush and you're like GO LOOK FOR YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSH hahahaha xD
     
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