An encounter with the Entrepreneur of Sensory Shapeshifting

Knightmare · Oct 6, 2010

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBu83-0vJbg[/youtube]

The provocateur has penetrated our lair so that he may improperly insert his phallic manhood in our unsuspecting rectums. LOL

Killvion · Oct 6, 2010

OMG that was brilliant! xD Laughed SO hard :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anonymous · Oct 6, 2010

brilliant!

Doelwit · Oct 6, 2010

i say - Full script follows:

The Administrator: Vigilance is required as a result of a hostile infiltrator! The employee of an organization or government with goals contrary to our own, typically affiliated with the effect of light with a wavelength between 610 and 780 nm has penetrated this fortresses' defenses, possibly to obtain secret information or intelligence.

Soldier: "Forsooth! An agent adorned with the primary
color at one extreme end of the visible spectrum has pierced our fortified installation?"

The Administrator: "Ensure that the briefcase has been safeguarded against attempted abduction!"

Soldier: "Without hesitation or recalcitrance, the forces which have sworn allegiance to
you vouchsafe for the security of the aforementioned briefcase."

Scout: "Combatant, I am in need of assistance at my present location for a
task I have not the physical prowess to succesfully execute"

Soldier: "Stand aside, reconnoitering specialist. I shall forthwith attempt to complete the task with which
you have been flummoxed. The principles of operating this device are elementary, as you shall now observe. Now, away with you so that I may grant us entry. 1,1,1, considering the previous sequence of alphanumeric digits, it can safely be assumed that the ultimate digit shall also be 1."

Scout: At this juncture in time I shall not hesitate to inform you that we must proceed with alacrity. I repeat, time is of the essence in this spiel of subterfuge of intrigue"

Heavy: My comrades in arms! Consider this a fair warning as to my impending approach!"

Scout: "AAAAAHHHH- I am stricken with a sudden feeling of wonder and astonishment. The briefcase which we so feared vanished has in fact remained unperturbed."

Heavy: "Indubitably"

Spy: "My fellow chaps of good breeding and social stature.."

Spy: "It has become readily apparent to me that our hoarde of militarily and commercialy sensitive information remains secure"

Soldier: "-Safeguarded to the utmost.
-Verily, what you say is truth!"

Spy: "Allow me to entreaty you on a subject which has left me so ruminative, that i have both mediated, mused and pondered its eventual outcome. Upon your journies to this subterranean redoubt, have any of you experienced the happenstance of murdering a saboteur colored of blood?"

Spy: "Your silence speaks volumes. This leads me to the inevitable conclusion that an unwelcomed practitioner of esponiage still treads this very ground. Certainly, this provides us with a conundrum."

Soldier: "...and a sharpened cutting instrument"

Scout: "Your percieved angst amuses me. My combat experiences have supplied me with ample savoir-faire in the disposal of informants, infiltrators, and saboteurs. Their universally prevalent commonality coupled with their tendency to betray supports my hypothesis of their rapscallion nature."

Scout: "I have suffered a minor injury! Allow me to take this moment and elaborate on my lack of harsh feelings and double entendres as to your own nature."

Spy: "If you are indeed as adept at the assassination of enemies as you claim, rest assured that they were not my equals in the arts of cunning, guile, stealth, and conversation. Additionaly, this sets your so called vanquished foes on an even lower pedastal when juxtapositioned with the hostile foreign agent currently perambulating in this very structure."

Scout: "Your actions as a proponent of the hostile operative insinuate you as being the sole organizer and leader of an organization dedicated to his worship.
"

Spy: "On the contrary, The superior qualities of the scientific investigative method cast a harsh light of reality upon your fanciful ruminations. It is in fact the female progenitor responsible for your birth that organizes and commands the league responsible for this man's adoration"

Spy: At last it has become apparent. The provocateur has penetrated our lair so that he may improperly insert his phallic manhood in our unsuspecting rectums, to engage in sodomy of an unconsenting nature.
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Anonymous · Oct 7, 2010

the moustache needs to be a misc. item xD

Q-Ball · Oct 7, 2010

Soldier: "1,1,1, considering the previous sequence of alphanumeric digits, it can safely be assumed that the ultimate digit shall also be 1".
Soldier: "...and a sharpened cutting instrument".

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