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ATTENTION LETHAL-ZONE DEMOMEN!!!

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2' started by Anonymous, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. Anonymous

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    Lads! Warriors! DEMOMEN! As I look out at ye with me tear-stained eye, I see the BEST BLOODY CLASS on the battlefield! No other class can deny it. They cannot stand against us man to man. Oh no. So they wheedle and deceive their way into our confidence, just to drive a shovel straight into our great, trustin' Achilles bloody hearts.

    THIS WEEK, lads, we have been granted the opportunity for revenge—against our crew-cutted betrayer, against Brutus Benedict Arnold Judas Bloody Iscariot himself: the SOLDIER! Every Soldier who dies by a Demoman’s hand will be noted in the annals of war. And at the END of this week, when the smoke clears and the dead are tallied, it will be the Demomen who emerge as the most LETHAL BLOODY KILLERS the Soldier’s ever made the great mistake of crossin'!

    The Soldier may take our LIVES, mates. They may betray us and they may break our hearts. But they will never take our SATISFACTION. When WE are given an EXCLUSIVE, SECRET EXTRA WEAPON UNLOCK that could have gone to them. And when they look BACK on this week, they will wonder: “Could I have fought HARDER? Could I have killed MORE?” And the answer is: Yes, you bloody well could have. AND THE OUTCOME WOULD STILL BE THE BLOODY SAME.

    To war, my loyal Demos! To blood and scotch and bombs! To the death of our betrayers and the sobbin' sound of their dyin' regrets! TO WARRRRRRR!
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  2. Anonymous

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    So ye, why not a WAR only server?
    Plugins that makes a team force to either the demo or soldier (and 2 medics max?)

    Would be fun!
     
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  4. Anonymous

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    Im really happy for you and imma let you finish but the Soldier is one of the best classes of all time, OF ALL TIME!
     
  5. khadgar

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    Another one for the black list.
    Just called my mid-eastern friends. They send a plane your way ;)

    And ye, my demobuddy is right.
    Rip both of them eyes out their stinking rotting bodies.
    The only god soldier... is a DEAD soldier.
     
  6. Anonymous

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    Cool story bro
     
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  8. khadgar

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    The demoman will strike back. Even Valve is pro demo given the fact that we get our update first :D
    http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part4/
    http://www.teamfortress.com/demomanupdate/index.htm#item_1

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  9. $ouljah*

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    yarrrrrrrrrrrrr lets kill those rocketing b!tchez :badgrin:
    and after winning the warrrrr we drink some bottles of rum aaaaayyyeeee
     
  10. Anonymous

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    Honeslty, making the demoman a melee class?
    I mean, DEMOman MELEE?!...
    and a charge shield?
    Valve has confused L4D with TF2
     
  11. khadgar

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    You thought the demo's bottle was just to get drunk? :lol:
     
  12. Anonymous

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    Sounds like an interesting unlockable. Especially for me, since I hit the bottle a lot. ;)
    So why not not a soul-leeching sword instead?
     
  13. LuckyLuke

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    Lol, could be fun.. But what is a demoman without his stickies? :shock:
     
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    only spam-o-man and charge-o-man:lol: