ever wondered just what fusion and tweet... well all the players on this server has actully don the nite b4, they show up and complainen that they got a hang over? or mabe they claim to be smashed? http://klipps.sol.no/6_l_pa_10_sekunder/
ever wonderd on just why some of the players tend to stay away from the communety for a long periods of time? especelly in the winter times ? http://klipps.sol.no/snowboard_over_veien/
ever wondered just why Ts dont get to buy molotov coctails? and why CTs dont get to buy indencery nades? http://klipps.sol.no/fire_and_idiots/
Hehehe, nice ones Hangover was caused by the Dutch traditional Queensday which includes heavy drinking on the Amsterdam canals.
tweet u dont have to explain why u get wasted.. i now know how u get it.... in under 10 sec... :badgrin:
for the not-so-pro drinkers :roll: : The Beer Drinker's Troubleshooting Guide Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear. Fault: Glass is empty. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Loss of self-control. Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog. After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom: Lap cool and wet. Fault: Drooling on yourself. Solution: Change position so that you are drooling on someone else. Symptom: Bar blurred. Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Bar moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Solution: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being kidnapped. Sympton: Bar looks like a circus. Fault: You're at a circus. Solution: Go to a bar. Symptom: Don't remember the words to the song. Fault: Beer is just right. Solution: Play air guitar. Symptom: Beer is crystal-clear. Fault: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. Sulution: Punch him. Symptom: Room is spinning. Fault: Somebody is spinning your barstool. Solution: Stand up (see "Opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles," below). Symptom: The opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles and has a fluorescent strip across it. Fault: You have fallen over backwards. Solution: If glass is still full, and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to lift you up and lash you to the bar. Symptom: Everything has gone dim and you have a mouth full of teeth and cigarette butts. Fault: You have fallen over forwards. Solution: Same as for falling over backwards. Syptom: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. Fault: You are dancing on the table. Solution: Fall on somebody cushy-looking. Symptom: Everything has gone dim. Fault: The pub is closing. Solution: PANIC!!