I dont know if there's any thread like that, but well just put some funny quotes youve just found/collected/seen here I hope you can get this active :? alright I'll start with this: |LZ|-Random Gamer: i cant start tf2 |LZ|-Random Gamer: crashes on startup D: |LZ|-Random Gamer: HELP +YD: nope +YD: ask your foolish brother +YD: he told me not to tell you, but he modified things so it wouldnt work |LZ|-Random Gamer: Viktor Reznov ? |LZ|-Random Gamer: son of a bitch
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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it? Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. ------- Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time. Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do. Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley. --------- Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? ------- Airplane I
and: garfield: I'm always right some of the time. me: life's a bitch... then you mary one life's hard but a the floor is harder
Guy Nr 1: everyone keeps calling me fat lately! They're making my life miserable! uhg what do I do? Guy Nr 2: I don't get why you just eat them?
hey she came back in the end haha and don't get me wrong mami is one of my favorit chars bringing muskets back WITH style
When looking for funny quotes bash.org is always worth taking a look at. (Or, in general, IRC quotes.)
haha Seitokai Yakuindomo is full of the stuff ^^ Spoiler [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ryaa5Bdbjg[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMfolghh4K4[/youtube]