So basicly the goal of this topic is to tell the story of something funny that happened to you or others but sadly you didnt make a demo/replay of it. Just now I came from a 2fort server. Basicly my team decided to defend the base and let the enemy team get cocky. Score's 1 for us, 0 for them. They started pushing and successfully capped our intel eventually, and right after they stole it again... I went scout and decided to now invade their empty base and get their intel. On my way I killed the enemy intel carrier RIGHT INFRONT of their own intel just as he was about to cap it... well horay for me. I picked up their intel, ran back to our base and died to a heavy who then got killed by our pyro who then capped the intel. Now here comes the funny part... enemy team has like 3 snipers camping their base, engineer and other stuff infront of our's. Nobody from the enemy team, not even the previous carrier thought that maybe they should cap the intel lying in their own base just an inch away from cap, and our intel actually returned to our base. Now if that wasnt bad enough, we destroyed the assault team from the crits and retrieved the final intel with no problem, winning the round. tl;dr Enemy team failed to cap our intel which was unguarded next to their own intel in their own base.
Alright, lets give this a try. It was badwater and I was a red scout. The enemy had just capped the second point and were moving on towards the 3rd one. I was chasing a sniper into the house thingy with middle health and large ammo pack that forms the bridge you pass underneath on your way to the 3rd cap. So I managed to get the sniper, but in the house was another sniper and a pyro... So at this point I thought I was flipping fucked, I took damage and was set on fire, the health pack was already gone when I had entered so I knew it had to come back relatively soon. I started jumping around like a crazy person and managed to kill the sniper. I saw in the corner of my eye that I had 6HP left, while still burning... I thought to myself, I'm glad I've lived this long now it's over, but just for the heck of it, jump towards where the health should respawn. Right as I land there, the health pack respawned and I'm out of fire and with most of my health back. Suddenly back in the game I kill the pyro. I think: Awesome! Right at that moment an enemy demoknight and a soldier + medic combo walks in and I think "ah fuck" again. But I continue to keep jumping like a mad cow and I manage to get out of that house (on the wrong side though). So now I have 30ish HP and I basically jumped on the cart surrounded by enemies. At that moment I was I CAN MAKE THIS! So I jump away again and I already see friendlies again. I'm already being surrounded by friendly players when all of a sudden "BLEEERGH" I drop dead on the floor. I got hit in the flipping foot by the sniper that was the first victim of my spree...
;D ok let's give it a try: After defeating the now-murderous Duchess in combat, and giving Turtle his shell back, he led her through the underground water tunnels to the Wonderland Woods. Here, Alice finally found Rabbit and the two went together to find Caterpillar. Unfortunately for them, the Mad Hatter was traveling through the woods and stomped on Rabbit, killing him. Blaming herself and her bad luck, Alice broke down into tears briefly but quickly got control of herself again when Cat reminded her of her task. When she found Caterpillar, he told her that it was her own guilt and insanity that had turned Wonderland into a dark and twisted version of itself, and she was brought back to kill the Queen to save the land and herself. He then created a portal for her, which took her to the Fungiferous Forest. At the forest, Alice killed the Voracious Centipede and took a bite from the Mushroom of Life to return to her normal size. Travelling on, Alice came across a oracle who told her she had to defeat the Queen's main defense, the Jabberwock with the Jabberwock's Eye Staff. Having already obtained one piece of the staff, Alice set off to the Pale Realm to get another from the White Chess Pieces. The White King asked Alice for her help to save his queen from the red side and gave her a pawn to help her. Storming the Red Castle, Alice arrived too late and witnessed The White Queen's beheading. However, after defeating the Red King, Alice used her pawn to revive the White Queen. As the White Queen went to battle the red pieces, Hatter appeared and knocked Alice out cold. When Alice came around, she found herself in Hatter's Domain, and she set off to find him. After getting rid of Hatter's goons, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Hatter arrived and commented on that Alice feared the truth, and returning to Rutledge Asylum, but all of that could be avoided. Although Alice asked for an answer from him, she didn't get one and the ground crumbled below her. Moving further in, she encountered the Dormouse and March Hare, imprisoned and being experimented upon by the insane Hatter. As she could do nothing for them. Alice went deeper into Hatter's lair, and found The Gryphon trapped in one of the cages. After learning from him that Hatter arrived at six o'clock everyday to check his experiments, Alice used this information to change the clocks to read six o'clock, which drew him out to her. tl;dr I was a Pyro and I flamed some soldier, flaregunned him and then axed him a question ;D and if you actually read my story, I spoiled a big part of american mcgee's Alice >
good idea echo! i was the blue demo at badwater, we had the cart stuck between second and third point. i rushed to their spawn via the right side way (where usually snipers stands) but there was a soldier medic combo waiting for me, luckily i had a pyro behind me that airblasted the rocket from the soldier and killed the medic! now i just had to kill the soldier. with about 90 health left i just camped a bit at the door (ground level) and a friendly medic showed up giving me this random crits so i was like okay! i rushed out and crit stickied their whole team dead including their sentry camp spot! then i went to the top level (above second point) and just took out the occasional sniper be4 they spotted and killed me ^^ boy i hate the replay manager for giving me an error with that moment :S
Well Jer sure told a bedtime story. Also, it is amazing how some scouts can withstand so much pressure, gotta be a good dodger to survive. And democrits killing the whole enemy team, now that is something awesome and shame replay messes up right then.
Tonight when playing Thundermountain i was a blu spy, i was doing quite well until red got about 3 pyros, and after 1 dominated me and called me a noob i thought it was time for payback. So i switched to pyro and proceeded to kick their ass with airblast and reserve shooter mini crits (they were using Backburner/Phlogistinator and flaregun/Detonator). After i killed them a few times they starting calling me a crit noob, despite my best attempts to explain the reserve shooter...
Oh yes, Degreaser + Reserve shooter... the next best thing since Degreaser + Axetinguisher or Degreaser + Flaregun.
Well replay system crashed for me again... so I might as well tell the tale. VSH, pool day, CBS round. I was a huntsman sniper with the evil intention to take out the boss with the huntsman taunt. My original plan was to trap the boss through the secret pool entrance but seein how the rocket spamming soldiers pushed him here and there, additionally opened the secret doors to both sides I decided I'll have a go at the narrow corridor trick at the bottom. After I caught his attention with a random arrow I stepped into my position and watched the stairs leading down to me, and there he came... running straight into my huntsman taunt. I started sucking down his health with lots of stab stab stabs till he started counter taunting me, though he didnt know that I can counter stun him when he stuns me, so after him doing several fail attempts to kill me, the AFK manager started pestering me and I was like FFFFFFFF but in the end I successfully won the taunt fight with over 9000 damage done. And then the replay failed to load and crashed.
This is my story, as it happens so often. Goldrush, stage 1, playing on blue. had been playing multiple classes and pushing the cart as often as I could, sometimes even going scout to just touch the cart. Then I played as Demoman, and clear the point of enemies, and went to the cart to push it the last couple meters. Just as I think: YES, captured the point, I got killed 1 cm away from it. Then nothing, for I was team swapped to Red, and just as I spawn, one of my previous team-mates capped it....