Inspired by the less-awesome topic "3 WISHES" I present to you, Grant a wish! The objective of this game is simple, someone asks for a wish, and you grant it to him. If you don't get this principle, then please realize what kind of sadistic evil humankind is and read it again. An example to illustrate the concept: Person 1: I want an unicorn pet! Person 2: I grant thee an unicorn, resurrected from the death, including up to 10% of its original tissue! --- To start off, I wish for the awesome ability to control time!
I grant thee ze control time, but thy shall be floating near the stars by JUST rewinding ze seconds, due the spinning of our earth! I want a Hamster that cuddles.
I grant thee the Scan jellyfish, but thy shall use it with Windows Me. I wish for a cinemacomplex in my house.
i grant thee the cinemacomplex in your house, but it shall be filled with hobo's 24 hours a day i wish for a new bicycle that i can use
i grant thee a new bicyle, but it has no breaks and its pedals and stearing work the opposite way. i wish for new stuff for my drum kit (like a double bass pedal and a slash cymbal)
i trant thee thy wish but ur drum set is so fragile it gets ripps if u play quicker than ringo played in dont let me down
if you are the real true inspiration behind this thread, how come u forget the most important rule of it? I grant thee thy nothingness, but thy lungs will explode due lack of oxygen. I wish that this wish gets corrupted.
I grant thee world peace and happiness, the opposite of your corrupt wish, therefore corrupting it. I wish for a new android phone. EDIT: I grant thee a bogey flavoured milkshake I wish for a new android phone.
I grant thee an android phone. There also seems to be an android here, that would like to converse with you about his stolen phone. I wish for the power to become invisibility at ones wish.
Thy wish shall be granted, but you will be trapped in the old age swimming league locker room. I wish for free time
i grant the thy wish but you have to spend your free time playing barbie pony farm I wish for my scool to be not-burn
I grant the thy wish, but you will have to spend an extra seven years in school. i wish i could live far away from this land... and my laptop.
I grant you your wish, you live alone, as an outcast... you go insane after three days I wish for Minecraft 1.9
I grant you your wish. It's got three new gamebreaking features, 20 new crash messagse, one golden penis hidden in any world, and two dozens of bugs. I wish for a piece of chocolate cake.