I'll start off with a bad one : a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "how much for a beer?" The bar tender replies saying, "no charge for you" After a joke is said it would also be nice if other people could rate it out of 10.
i'd say its a 6 between 10. I already heard it before, but its a nice one. ;D I can't think of any genius one, so I'll just give this old one. xD A small kid named Johnny can't sleep, so he decides to go this parents bedroom and lie between his parents. " What's the matter?" asks his mother, "I can't sleep." says johnny, so naturally his parents allow him to sleep under the sheet. But then he feels something strange in the lower parts of his mum, so he asks "What's that, mum?" to which his mother responds "That's my garage, Johnny." Later Johnny feels something funny in the lower parts of his dad, so he asks "What's that, dad?" to which his father responds "That's my Ferrari, Johnny." Then they all fall asleep. Later in the evening the father wants some sexy time, so he asks to johnny "Johnny, would you kindly move over, I want to park my Ferrarri in your mother's garage." to which johnny responds "Nope, I've already parked my Fiat Panda in there!" It's so bad. xD
LOLOLOLOL rofl. OMG that was hilarious ;D really really good! definitely a solid 9. So glad I made this thread now
Just remembered another old one that I was told ages ago although this joke really is better for orally saying but yeah: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?†The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.†There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?†This one you either love or you don't think it's funny: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.