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KFC moments with Echo

Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by Echo, Jun 5, 2013.

  1. Echo

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    Of all the times something silly/funny/stupid happened in KFC I cant believe such things existed in reality. This is going to be a little story dump for these moments, so no pictures, just short writes. Sorry.

    As some of you know, I work as a cook in KFC. And least once a week something must happen which belongs into a comedy show. I will write down the best ones in the first post and occasionally update the topic when the next facepalm moment comes. Starting with tonight's event.

    And these are the most memorable stories of my KFC moments.
     
  2. STJ

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    The first racist story was extremely amusing...

    I'm also not racist...really.
     
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    alright that was awesome thing to wake up with ;D
    thx for sharing the stories man ^^
     
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    Loled the most at >_<
     
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    Only chicken ? We also got beef in France. Yummy ! :3
     
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    Saddly, there is no KFC in Belgium (or at least, i haven't found any) :(
     
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    I've been in a KFC before now when someone has asked for a big mac. Kinda made me laugh.

    Didn't know about the chicken "brains" though :p
     
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    Hahaha xD thanks for sharing Echo!

    The story with the 3 black guys was really the best... and it's not racist... I think.
     
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    ugh, had those chicken kidneys in my chicken as well. i usually lose appitite in it when i see it xD

    pretty cool stories though ;D
     
  10. Echo

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    Restaurant General Manager (RGM)
    Assistant Restaurant Manager (ARGM)
    Shift Runner/Team Leader (SR/TL)
    Team Member (TM)



    And now something completely different.

    KFC RPG

    Every employee in our restaurant comes with perks, skills and abilities. How these are used/taking effect during the shifts vary from how the team is constructed. I know it sounds funny but believe me it's true. The moment the employee clocks in, these take effect
    I got to work, and the morning cook tells me they've been cooking chicken in small amounts and even that got wasted cause customers are not taking them. I went to clock in, and the chicken about to expire suddenly ran out cause customers bought it all. When I say "expire", it means quality expiry, cause we have quality control. Now I'll explain what happened.

     
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    so, when is the KFC mod coming for TF2? I know who the cook is....(pyro)
     
  12. B.A baramous

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    someone make an rpg restaurant game of this!
    loving the timing you put up these things, first thing i read in the morning is perfect ;D
     
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    Hahahaha... Fryer was especially funny due to the customer's dullness xD
     
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    put a big sign on it that abusers will have to pay a fine for pressing the fire alarm. The only written instruction on it is to break the glass... don't blame them for following instructions...
     
  18. Echo

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    Interestingly there was a minor renovation in the back of house, laying down a new floor and the smoke set off the alarm... at night... went on till morning. The council called later that day and told the ARGM that next time do it during the specified hours and if it happens again and disturbs the piece we get a fine of £20 000.
     
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    And nobody though: we need to call the fire brigade?

    or for that matter: hook the alarm up to a beeper or w/e system
     
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    Majority of the local Croydon population are retards from what I experienced. One of my housemates/housekeeper is from Pakistan and is a math teacher. He one time asked me "How do you slice a pizza in 8?" and I wasn't sure if serious... sadly he was.