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Military humor

Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by Anonymous, May 2, 2009.

  1. Anonymous

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    I just found this site with a lot of funny or catchy military sayings and quotes.
    http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2006/Military_Humour.htm
    A lot of these are about aviation btw
    Just a few examples:

    “Aim towards the Enemy.” - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

    “Any ship can be a minesweeper… Once.” - Anonymous

    Basic Flying Rules: “Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.” - Anonymous

    “Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David Hackworth

    “Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” - USAF Ammo Troop

    “Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.” - Anonymous

    “The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.” - Anonymous

    “Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we never left one up there!” - Anonymous

    “What’s the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies. If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.” - Anonymous
     
  2. Anonymous

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    Doet me denken aan deze screen :D
     

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  3. Anonymous

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    Aren't those the messages you get when you die in one of the CoD games?
     
  4. Killvion

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    I think some of those are also in there but I know a lot that are in CoD and not there and likewise ;)

    nice catch :D
     
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