leave all your best quotes here... [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later. [7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. [9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. [11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me. [12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. [14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [18] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." - H.P. Lovecraft "Well, if you play anything in heavy rotation for a year or six months on MTV, it's gonna sell. Why is popular music popular? Because it's familiar! Not because it's GOOD. It's not good BECAUSE it sells a lot of records. People seem to have a problem understanding that." - King Buzzo "You want to know how to get peace, love and understanding? Who doesn't know this? The Ku-Klux-Klan? The Black Panthers? Child rapists? How do you get peace, love and understanding? First of all you have to find all the bad people. Then you kill them." - Ted Nugent "Hatred is irrational" - Varg Vikernes "Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer." - John Doe "Nobody fucks with the Jesus" - Jesus Quintana "Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks
only steers and queers come from texas and son you dont look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down doesnt it! xD and latin... hmm what was it again calcande semel via leti = het pad van de dood moet eenmaal betreden worden the path of death must be walked someday
lol, full metal jacket ftw - "Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay... i guess we're just ignoring it again." Stewie Griffin
i know that scene! XD got to love family guy Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Sir Robin: That's easy. Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause] Sir Robin: I don't know that. [he is thrown over the edge into the volcano] Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name? Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Galahad: I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Galahad: Blue. No, yel... [he is also thrown over the edge] Galahad: auuuuuuuugh. Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. [he is thrown over] Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh. Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done. No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. When the rich wage war its the poor who die. All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing. Remain Silence to really say something and don't forget something you don't know. God must love idiots... he created a lot of them! Live each day as it is your last, for yesterday is past and tomorrow may never last. If things don't go right? turn left! Human kind has a very good reputation in aviation, we never left one up there! point towards the enemy- written on the US rocket launchers during Vietnam
- There is no stupid question, until you ask it! - Trying is the first step towards failure ..can't really think of other ones right now :lol:
Ego quoque nescio quid hic scriptum est - I dont know whats written here either http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999550057 down here is also one
My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. The things you own end up owning you. The sum of anecdotes is not data. I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. I can resist everything except temptation - Oh I get it. It's very clever. - Thank you. - How's that workin' out for you? - What? - Being clever. - Great. - Keep it up then. funniest quote ever : Peter Griffin when he loved his FAT wife and all the fat is sucked out of Louis. The doctor says I stored everything in the closet here. Opens the door and... [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUujN12mk5k[/youtube]