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The Infamous FML Thread

Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by Jer9, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Jer9

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    Today, was a day where pably and me decided to start a Fuck my Life thread! :D
    for everyone, who doesn't know what the hell i'm talking about: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.fmylife.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.fmylife.com/</a>
    Now WAIT! this is not a thread where you are meant to post some from that site...

    No, no you have to write about something shitty that happened to you! :D
    But that's not the only thing that you have to do! :O
    you also have to say "You Deserve it" or "Agree, your life sucks" to the post above you ^^

    *more obvious to read thingy:
    The rules:
    - post a FML moment that happened to you today.
    - write "You deserve it" or "Agree, your life sucks" about the FML moment above you!



    To get this thread rolling i'll post pably's fml moment: (for some reason he's too scared to post it himself...cursed or something)

    Today, I noticed only nine games in my wishlist. apperently I've bought the tenth game from my wishlist on the last sales day. Now I haven't even participated in the Grand Prize Giveaway. FML
     
  2. 300_Angry_Kittens

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    Was in my local town on a first date once, bought a milkshake from some shop and i wasn't really concentrating but i went to shake the milkshake (as you do) and forgot it was already open, milkshake all over me, my GF (at the time). That was a FML moment... She didn't dump me though <_<
     
  3. Killvion

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    You deserved that, you didn't pay attention! Although having a nice girl next to you can really get your attention of, so it's kinda to be understood as well. xD

    Another fail date story then. Was at the movies with my (now ex) girlfriend. She got popcorn and a drink I took crisps and a bottle of Aquarius. By the time I got thirsty my hands were so slippery from the crisps that my fingers could not get a grip on the still unopened bottle cap. In the end my GF had to open it for me. To make things worse the route home (with public transport that I had planned) took 1.5 hours longer than expected because the busses no longer drove in some parts of the city because there was too much snow. We nearly froze to death and broke up just a week later. FML
     
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    Had to go outside for once because I ran out of crisps. FML
     
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    This happened to me a few months ago, i was at work, my boss and I were heading to a client meeting. We got in the elevator, I pressed the 3rd floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the 5th press that I realized we were already on the 3rd floor.
     
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    I just snorted apple juice out of my nose watching Mock the Week from last night, it was so epicly funny (Mock the Week that is)
     
  7. Jer9

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    guys don't forget to RULE 2 of this thread..you have to say: "Agree, your life sucks" or "You deserved it" about the previous post ^^

    sadly i can't do Rule 1, since nothing happened to me yet :(
     
  8. ReX.be

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    You all deserved it...and some of Jer's spanking for not applying his rules....

    I worked as a student in a electronic shop, one person asked to me if his camera could be hooked up to the tv. I told him how and played his camera tape on all the screens of the store (big store). It was just on the part were he was filming his topless ugly old wife with saggy breast in the bathroom....horrible scene....boss was furious...FML
     
  9. Jer9

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    Agree, your life sucks :lol:
    yaay got a FML! :D

    Today, I clocked out around 14:24 after some tiresome work. I knew the shift ended 14:15, but I get home, I suddenly realize the shift actually ended at 14:30. each single minute too early means a 15 minutes less salary. FML

    also:

    Today, I was typing a FML post, untill someone asked me why i needed to go to the dentist. I suddenly realise i have to be at my dentist in a few minutes. its a 10 - 15 minute drive D: FML
     
  10. Killvion

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    You totally deserve it. You should have paid more attention.

    My right thumb got ripped open in a cycling accident. Involving me on my brothers bike and my own bike, which was in my other hand. (Pedal broke off, so had to bring it to the bike handymen, unfortunately I went too fast over too bad roads and all of a sudden my thumb is all red and I've got two bikes on the floor...)
     
  11. Killvion

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    I totally deserved it.

    THE CONCERT ALIAS AND I WERE GOING TO WHILE HE WAS HERE IN THE NETHERLANDS GOT POSTPONED TILL MARCH 2012 DUE A SEVERE FORM OF SWOLLEN VOCAL CHORDS! FML FML FML FML FML FML FML!!!
     
  12. Anonymous

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    You totaly didn't deserve that (both of you)

    uh well seeing my life has always been one big mess (and living with a depresion doesn't make it easier) but these past few days realy sucked and right out tought to myself FML!!!

    my bike got stolen (prety expensive one to) i lost my glasses (good thing i have spare ones) lost my hat, my girlfriend stood me up and so on and so on :evil: