WHY comes pizza faster to customer than ambulance? WHY does ladies put eyelash makeup mouth open? HOW comes that a sign is in the middle off lawn when it says "forbidden to walk on the lawn" WHY use Windows start menu, when you want to shutdown Windows? WHY doesn't cat food taste like mouse? WHY in dog food can says it; "Even better taste" - Who have tested it? WHY press the remote controller harder, when the battery is almost empty? WHY in facilities and places which are 24/7 open have at all locks?
Because ambulances are larger and are harder to get through traffic, while pizza couriers can just speed past the cars. It has something to do with some of the nerves that control the eyelids being connected to the mouth. Because excessive walking on the grass can damage it, a single walk to place it there won't hurt much. Even if it would, the grass would be granted peace after, allowing it to easily recover. Because the 'start' part of the menu indicates that it is the place to start navigating when performing an action. Associating it with starting the computer, then navigating through it to the shutdown option and making fun of the irony has been done to death; continuing doing this and using it to make fun of Windows is just plain retarded. Because cats don't give a damn. Meat is meat, most house cats haven't even tasted the flavour of mouse meat. The only reason that cats are associated with mouse is because they are an easy prey for cats. Dogs, obviously. Because it works. Pressing the buttons harder usually increases the conduction surface, allowing for even very low signals to pass through. Meaning that they're 24/7 open doesn't mean they never close. Even if they are open on all holidays, it's just plain retarded to not install locks. Moon has the only decent question that has been asked here.
here have a meat pie! while you're eating, feel free to read my answers...we were supposed to answer them right? anyways: 1. Pizza delivery vehicles usually have more red paint. 2. Girls are unexplainable. /question 3. Simple, they were in a wheelchair. 4. It's the start of your computer's end, my friend. 5. While you were eating that meat pie, didnt you realise you were actually eating human flesh? 6. Mutant dogs that drunk a smart potion. They can speak now. Also, I like their glasses. 7. Because its nearing his climax, better to push harder and faster before it's losing its satisfaction. 8. In case zombies roam the earth. you don't want to have zombies 24/7 hours in your facility, now do you?
:lol: Why would I bring my bowlingballs in the shower ? I know why: scrub scrub rinse rinse...smoother balls are better to score!