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Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by sYPERMANNN, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. sYPERMANNN

    sYPERMANNN Registered

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    WHY comes pizza faster to customer than ambulance?
    WHY does ladies put eyelash makeup mouth open?
    HOW comes that a sign is in the middle off lawn when it says "forbidden to walk on the lawn"
    WHY use Windows start menu, when you want to shutdown Windows?
    WHY doesn't cat food taste like mouse?
    WHY in dog food can says it; "Even better taste" - Who have tested it?
    WHY press the remote controller harder, when the battery is almost empty?
    WHY in facilities and places which are 24/7 open have at all locks?
     
  2. Bye Bye Mr. Moon

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    WHY do you use capitals in your post, but not in the topic title?
     
  3. sYPERMANNN

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    haha, lol :lol: Good point there ;)

    oohh just shared it here :)
     
  4. Pablosky

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    Because ambulances are larger and are harder to get through traffic, while pizza couriers can just speed past the cars.

    It has something to do with some of the nerves that control the eyelids being connected to the mouth.

    Because excessive walking on the grass can damage it, a single walk to place it there won't hurt much. Even if it would, the grass would be granted peace after, allowing it to easily recover.

    Because the 'start' part of the menu indicates that it is the place to start navigating when performing an action. Associating it with starting the computer, then navigating through it to the shutdown option and making fun of the irony has been done to death; continuing doing this and using it to make fun of Windows is just plain retarded.

    Because cats don't give a damn. Meat is meat, most house cats haven't even tasted the flavour of mouse meat. The only reason that cats are associated with mouse is because they are an easy prey for cats.

    Dogs, obviously.

    Because it works. Pressing the buttons harder usually increases the conduction surface, allowing for even very low signals to pass through.

    Meaning that they're 24/7 open doesn't mean they never close. Even if they are open on all holidays, it's just plain retarded to not install locks.

    Moon has the only decent question that has been asked here.
     
  5. nemonorm

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    lol.
     
  6. DataStorm

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    1 retard can ask more questions then 10 professors can answer....
     
  7. Jer9

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    here have a meat pie! :D
    [​IMG]

    while you're eating, feel free to read my answers...we were supposed to answer them right?
    anyways:
    1. Pizza delivery vehicles usually have more red paint.
    2. Girls are unexplainable. /question
    3. Simple, they were in a wheelchair.
    4. It's the start of your computer's end, my friend.
    5. While you were eating that meat pie, didnt you realise you were actually eating human flesh?
    6. Mutant dogs that drunk a smart potion. They can speak now. Also, I like their glasses.
    7. Because its nearing his climax, better to push harder and faster before it's losing its satisfaction.
    8. In case zombies roam the earth. you don't want to have zombies 24/7 hours in your facility, now do you?
     
  8. Anonymous

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    Meatpie, is that a thing?

    I wasted 16 years of my life.
     
  9. Killvion

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    Haha I like jer's answer more :lol:
     
  10. ReX.be

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    THIS

    and...why does shampoo still hurt your eyes...while the technology is there
     
  11. Morrolan

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    'cause you're a wuss. :lol:
     
  12. ReX.be

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    Better a wuss, then a crying grown man naked in the shower with red eyes and shampoo on his balls :)
     
  13. Anonymous

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    you do mean EYEballs do you? :)
     
  14. ReX.be

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    :lol:

    Why would I bring my bowlingballs in the shower ?

    I know why: scrub scrub rinse rinse...smoother balls are better to score!
     
  15. Morrolan

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    Aye, I guess that's true. :p