Grant a wish!

I grant thy ur wish, along with the sweet taste of deadly neurotoxin.

I wish that pigs could fly.

 

I grant you your wish,
But the pigs are too awesome for the world, so it explodes leaving all people to die in space

I wish I died

 

You died, but your spirit can't part this world, and therefore you keep haunting it here forever. Unable to communicate, interact or be seen by anyone.

I wish a lvl3 sentry protecting my room.and friendly fire off. ^^

 

I shall grant thy wish, but it kills your family, your computer and finally destroys your house with rockets.
No hard feelings, but you're going to be adopted!
JerDOS Research facility has adopted [TEST SUBJECT 12851] aka Killvion.

I wish the next poster wishes the same wish i just wished.

 

I will grant your wish, but the wishception will go too deep for you to handle

I wish Jers wish for an anal dildo

 

I grant you your wish.
Jer's also 2.30m high, weighs 140 Kg and looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger. And he's knocking on your front door, right now.

I wish for not having school the day after tomorrow.

 

I grant thee thy wish, but the weather is like that seen on the day after tomorrow.

I wish for £10,000,000 to be deposited into my bank account.

 

i grant thee your meal of 25 extra large waffles, but they will bite back if you don't eat them within 20 seconds

i wish for a donut

 

I grant you a donut, but I steal it from you again and eat it.

I want some moar food! I am hungry! D:

 

I grant you a meal of delicious blue waffles.

I wish for the stats bug in Red Orchestra 2 to be fixed.

 

That will be fixed, however in their hurry to rush the update, they forgot to check it properly and now all guns are broken. For ever. Have fun.

I wish for a delicious cupcake.

 

You will have your delicious cup cake, but it is only 1mm cubed big.

I wish for a delicious pancake

 

TIME FOR A NECRO

You will have your delicious pancake, however you will violently choke on it.

I wish for a phone battery that never dies.

 

granted, but the radiation is so high that it burns off your genitals.
I wish that I could read minds.

 

granted, but because you now know what every girl thinks of you you decide to kill yourself.
i wish i had more people able to administer the servers

 

granted, but you get killed due to a terrorist attack the first year you are president

I wish myself a nice swilling pool with this hot weather!

Edit: Ey! there was an other reply!

granted, but the new administers are so old, they don't know how to administer a server!

I wish myself a nice swilling pool with this hot weather!

 

i wish i had more people able to administer the servers

that doesn't compute with your reply.. since you granted me my wish while they didn't have that in the first place.

 

dunno whom to answer now..soo..i'll do both of you again! ;D

swimming pool wish:
Granted, but soon people find out and you die of drowning since the fat people block your way to the surface.

able to admin on servers:
Granted, but they all block access for other players by sitting in spectator mode 24/7.

I wish that there was a non-corruptive wishgranter.

 

granted, but the only non-corruptive wishgranter is deaf and blind

i wish for a book with all the answers for life