Granted, but as soon as you have finished reading it, and thus know everything possible, your head explodes. I wish I could get a payrise.
Granted, but you have to work 18 hours a day 7 days a week now. I wish I could control the temperature in my room at will.
granted. but there must be 5 kittens in the room 24/7 or a black hole will form inside your left thumb i wish for some relaxing music
Your wish is granted, but unfortunately the relaxing music is delivered from the future via a time warp, and the hardware to play it will not be invented for another 200 years. I wish for every game on steam.
granted, but they shutdown your account and you have no possible way to re-activate or play the games again. I wish that money was non-existant.
Your wish is granted, but due to lack of money for starting fires in underground worlds of gypsies and magical knights who must protect the gypsies as they have the life force to keep the aethorfis eye in power, gaming was never born. I wish for a nice icecream with no negative side effects or ironic twists
granted, but afterwards you have to work 24/7 each week until you're dead. I wish my interwebs speed wasn't crap.
granted, but its now so fast, that it blew you from your chair and you broke your arm. I wish I could heal cancer, that I become rich.
Granted, but you develop dementia. I wish a fully working 120 hz 28" 1ms 1920x1200 screen with less then 0.01 sec input lag that keeps working without me getting disabled or worse or my other belongings or interests been harmed, or any of those missing.
Granted, but sadly you become so immensely rich from inventing the cure for cancer that your huge pile of money mutates into an angry goat with the powers of a god. It smites everyone on the planet except for yourself, leaving you alone to walk the desolate earth. I wish for Planetary Annihilation to reach it's kickstarter goal of $900,000 EDIT: Oops sorry didn't see data's ninja
1) Granted but you lose all interests and belongings so they can't be harmed 2)Granted but the U.S Dollar loses value and $900,000 can only buy you a chocolate bar I wish for a swimming pool with an ironic negative side effect
Cant, for losing my interest is also a interest of mine Granted, but when you dive in, its contaminated with sulfuric acid, and it turns out that you can't swim. I wish for a cat toy that keeps my cat from being too lazy.
Granted, but this toy costs so much money, that you decide to let your cat lazy. I wish I could find someone who wants to buy my unusual Fedora
Granted, but after eating half of it it turns out there's been a finger in there. And you enjoyed it. I wish that I don't have to get up early tomorrow.
Granted, but you miss whatever it is your getting up early for :lol: Ok not very imaginative Granted but you fall into a deep deep sleep, and when you wake up in a few weeks time, you find the world's population are now zombies. I wish that chocolate was healthy, and made you lose weight.
granted, because you ate 10 kilos of chocolate a day, you lost 50 kilos, and now you have underweight. I wish I could be healthy for the rest of my life
Granted, but you become so healthy you die from jelous fat people jumping on you I wish for a nice medic hat to go with my blighted beak, that doesn't have anything I woudn't want to have/happen or any negative things at all