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Grant a wish!

Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by Pablosky, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. Yolbe

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    was laughing my ass off :D
     
  2. Jer9

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    "I wish for a nice medic hat to go with my blighted beak, that doesn't have anything I woudn't want to have/happen or any negative things at all"

    Granted, but everyone that plays TF2 gets banned and you're unable to record/photograph your loadout in anyway, making it impossible for you to show it off.

    I wish life is a Hongkong action movie.
     
  3. Pablosky

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    Thy wish has been granted. Life is now a Hongkong action movie, you're the main player and... the movie has a sad ending.

    I wish for a bottle of water.
     
  4. Anonymous

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    Granted, I wee-wee'd in it

    I wish for another post on this topic
     
  5. Jer9

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    Granted, but he won't post a wish, dooming this thread forever.
    Well done, you broke the thread, are you happy now? :<
     
  6. Jer9

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    //: ERROR FOUND IN "thread: 9702."!
    /say: "Guys, someone broke the thread. Can we solve this issue?"
    /say2: "yeah, yeah. it's easy. here let me show you.."
    //: SYSTEM BREACH DETECTED.
    //: SYSTEM PREVENTION ACTIVATED: SELF-DESTRUCTING IN 5..4..
    /say: "What the hell are you doing? it's gonna blow!"
    /say2: "Trust me on this, I can do it!"
    //: 3...2...SYSTEM RECONFIGURED.
    //: SYSTEM FUNCTIONS ARE NORMAL.
    //: PLEASE GIVE A WISH.
    /say2: "heh, it actually worked.."
    /say: "what?!"
    /say2: "I wish for an unlimited beer supply."
     
  7. Woody

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    Granted, but you are not allowed to drink from it!

    I wish for a docking station for my smartphone! :D
     
  8. DataStorm

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    Granted, but its built into your ass, and in order to "dock" it, you have to go sit on it.

    I wish that Geert Wilders would stop with politics.
     
  9. Yolbe

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    Granted, now he is working in the film industry.

    I wish that I can go home now.
     
  10. DataStorm

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    Granted, but you got fired/suspended.

    I wish a nice anal probing for Geert Wilders on his way to Hollywood.
     
  11. Anonymous

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    granted, but they will use the same anal probe on you tonight.

    i wish for diablo 3 to be a good game :lol:
     
  12. DataStorm

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    Granted, but you sold your account already.

    I wish valve would make a RTS.
     
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    Sure thing, it'll be done in 2040. Valve time.

    I wish for Jer to shave his beard. :>
     
  14. Yolbe

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    granted,after he shaved his beard, you found a big,black birthmark


    I wish that GW2 is going to be the best game for ever.
     
  15. DataStorm

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    Granted, but you have to play it every day in all your free time, forever till you die, to find that you never finished the game even once.

    I wish my secret wish, so one cannot ruin it with some contort.
     
  16. Anonymous

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    Granted, but it's not secret anymore and the wish detective dog bill applies a negative effect to it

    I wish for a van, a white van