Post amusing trade conversations here!

these are quite old actually:

 

Thanks Rep and Kittens.

 

That's definately how I'm going to swear from now on! :lol:

 

I get different kind of stupidity often pasted to me (not me below, so I removed the name of the admin):

6:50 PM - Moshiko: there is a option to donate or osmthing
6:50 PM - Moshiko: to get fast unmark?
6:53 PM - Moshiko: ok dont remove me
6:53 PM - Moshiko: ill tell u when he post that u can really belive me that i gave it back to him
6:54 PM - Moshiko is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
6:56 PM - (SR Admin): Course you can donate to get yourself unmarked -_-
6:56 PM - Moshiko: how much?
6:57 PM - (SR Admin): A lot of scammers obviously donated a lot of items/money to get themselves unmarked.
6:58 PM - Moshiko: how much?
6:58 PM - (SR Admin): With or without him giving the evidence that you gave it back?
6:58 PM - Moshiko: with and witout
6:59 PM - (SR Admin): Pick one
6:59 PM - Moshiko: both of them
6:59 PM - Moshiko: cuz i cant know if he will answer me

 

how does one forget that he already sold a hat

 

can't see the image sadly :c

 

weird, I can

me - hey, how can I help you?
him - hey, craft hat for 1.22
he did not respond to my trade request
him - sry,I sold it already, I forgot about that, aha
me - wow
him - lol
he is now offline

 

Some highlights from the trade servers:

"buy paint teamghost" (German Geist means either "spirit" or "ghost")
"sell genuine ham shake"
"sell nnb doctor's sack for a better unusual" (now that's proper advertising)
"buying mad milf"

 

seem about right

 

Bored and pissed, long day.
Suddenly le wild troll appears:
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: hi?
|LZ| Snowgoblin: hello
|LZ| Snowgoblin: you added me I guess
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: yeah
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: umm
|LZ| Snowgoblin: how can I help you?
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: are you buying robocrates?
|LZ| Snowgoblin: no
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: how much for tc
|LZ| Snowgoblin: not selling
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: k
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: i gues i was buying shotty
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: and all-father
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: and kringle
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: but not anymore
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: exexpt for kringle
|LZ| Snowgoblin: so you basically just add random people and ask for their items or what..
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: i was buying the trilby
Right Behind You™ B>Kringle: altready bought it tho


I was like "jeez, be sure to know what you are buying and what I am selling ffs" but I stayed kind... That´s what I love most at 1:18am...

 

This guy probably played against Alias

 

was reading a group appeal of long ago, and found some jewels:

*snip*
6:23 - Zoran: Is
6:23 - Zoran: there
6:23 - Zoran: anything
6:23 - Zoran: we
6:23 - Zoran: can
6:23 - Zoran: do?
6:23 - Zoran: tosolvethis?
6:23 - Butane{EMC}: stop that zoran
6:23 - TP|Flanders the Troll: His spacebar is broken.
6:23 - Zoran: Myspacekeyisbrokensorry
6:24 - Butane{EMC}: tehn use the _
6:24 - Zoran: that_works_too
6:24 - Zoran: thanks
6:24 - Butane{EMC}: better.
6:24 - Zoran: I'll_keep_that_in_mind
6:24 - Rob: buy a new keyboard, they're rather inexpensive
6:24 - ÐataStorm: trade for one
6:24 - Butane{EMC}: lol
6:25 - Rob: tears prolly jammed it up
6:25 - ???Totenkreuz: Wow
6:25 - ???Totenkreuz: thats just
6:25 - ???Totenkreuz: wow
6:25 - ???Totenkreuz: Im getting a good look at the types of people you really are
6:25 - Zoran: No,_it_was_a_mix_between_sperm_and_cracker_crumbs
6:25 - Rob: you have no idea
*snip*


*snip*
6:26 - Rob: I threw a cat into a wood chipper once
6:26 - Zoran: Not_cool_man
6:26 - ÐataStorm: was it on?
6:26 - Zoran: How_are_you_likable_in_real_life?
6:26 - jweet seff: so far
Fugimoto entered chat.
Zdann left chat.
6:26 - jweet seff: I think your: egotistical, douchy, and a cat murder
6:26 - ÐataStorm: all depends
6:26 - ÐataStorm: if it was not on....
Fugimoto left chat.
6:27 - Zoran: Wood_chippers_automatically_turn_on_if_something_is_put_in
6:27 - ÐataStorm: I trew my cat out of the window on the 6th floor
6:27 - Zoran: IIRC
6:27 - ÐataStorm: luckely the balcony was under the window
Zdann entered chat.
6:28 - Rob: it's all in the details really
6:28 - ÐataStorm: indeed
6:28 - Butane{EMC}: yarp
6:28 - ÐataStorm: and that was also in this case
6:28 - Rob: nice tie in
6:29 - ÐataStorm: had to do something to make your chat relevant
6:29 - Butane{EMC}: lol
6:30 - Rob: so true

*snip*

Zoran: This_whole_thing_is_off-topic
6:30 - Butane{EMC}: I_Know_Righ?
6:30 - ???Totenkreuz: it's power hungry egotists waving their power around
6:30 - ÐataStorm: I.dont.sorry
6:30 - jweet seff: more like waving their dicks
6:31 - ???Totenkreuz: I can fuck you all over and there's nothing you can do about it
6:31 - ???Totenkreuz: now allow me to insult you
6:31 - Zoran: They_have_dicks?"
6:31 - Zoran: I_never_noticed
6:31 - Butane{EMC}: my ego is only 6 1/2 inches big
6:31 - jweet seff: lol
6:31 - jweet seff: yeah
6:31 - jweet seff: sure
6:31 - Zoran: Seems_like_we're_with_a_bunch_of_pussybabies.
6:31 - Zoran: Bye_fags
Zoran left chat.
6:31 - Butane{EMC}: l8er
6:31 - jweet seff: maybe when your doing pushups
6:31 - ÐataStorm: Butane, dont mix girth for lenght
6:31 - Butane{EMC}: they were very nice...
6:31 - ÐataStorm: I know its longer

*snip*

6:31 - ???Totenkreuz: proves what you faggots are doing
6:32 - Rob: you make a strong point
6:32 - Rob: ^ zing
6:32 - Butane{EMC}: im gay actuallly
6:32 - ÐataStorm: repeat beating the same animal after we already answerred that, is not changing any
6:32 - ???Totenkreuz: makes sense
6:33 - Butane{EMC}: you should be nicer to gay ppl
6:33 - ÐataStorm: yeah, we got a city here for 'm
6:33 - ???Totenkreuz: I'm nice to gay people, I don't much care for faggots
6:33 - ÐataStorm: its called "Amsterdam"
6:33 - Rob: heh
*snip*

the complete is here, in the end the appealers became dicks, so me, butane, rob, became just trolls: <a class="postlink" href="http://pastebin.com/bDjPwE0y" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://pastebin.com/bDjPwE0y</a>

 

Mother of all lowballers:

Unusual Ol' Geezer [p.fetti]

 

This happened late at night and I forgot to screenshot it before shutting down my PC and thus losing the chatlog.

Random trade, guy asks to buy one of my v. Kritzkriegs (lvl 93 and 99).

he: "I give you 2 scraps for them"
me: "not selling my 99 and not selling the lvl 93 for less than 1 ref (usual olv price)"
he: "a vintage kritzkrieg is worth 2 scrap, and levels dont matter for anybody, a lvl 93 costs as much as a lvl 99"
me: "well, good luck getting one for that price, you'd probably even want a lvl 0 for 2 scrap"
he: "you liar, you're a scammer. lvl 0 does not exist, only lvl 1-100 exist"
me: "oh well, if you're an expert why do you even want to buy one"
he "ok, I give you something good for your kritz"
(he draws in eureka effect and a degreaser)
(I draw in 3 eureka effects and 2 degreasers)
he "why do you have these rare weapons more than once?"

That guy had some 400ish hours in TF2. Wouldnt have minded with a newbie, but this.... lol.

 

should link 'm to backpack.tf and let 'm mouse-over.

 

Random add with epic request

 

Should reply with: see that trade invite? accept it
and then remove 'm from friends...