After the funeral Once upon a time in Enschede we were camping with an awp. While scratching my Desert eagle and I forgot to kill a rabbit with my awp because I was eating some cheese. Nevertheless, because Ericjuh was playing with his big green dildo without the protection on, he asks sfinks to bend over and drop his pants Down , and he put the awp in his ass. Sfinks screamed like the sound of a jetplane taking a bad landing. The next day Sphinx woke up with a nice tattoo on his forehead, so he said like "WOOOOOOWWW Property Of Ericje". The next morning Suga saw it and cried like fail usually does. End of story ? Not yet ! Neelix just smoked five noobzz trying to steal the computer. After they took Eric his dildo into the dark just to check the weird smell he always produces from his armpits. Suddenly he hears some1 calling out her fabulous name , but it was a normal guy who had a Huge ammount of hair growing out HIS BIG ASS. When he saw a big mullet until he figured out what a big ass he really is and and the mullet said "wtf is two plus two?". 3 Hours later I guss it is a duitse mat! So from now he's going to Die............. The END. At his funeral he wonders why he never had a constructionworkers gap couse he really liked his small but so nice icecream with chocolatesauce. After the funeral...